Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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