he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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