the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
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