I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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