tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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