Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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