Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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