I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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