Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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