i just google imaged poop.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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