david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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