ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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