ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I looked at my own cervix.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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