She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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