you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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