I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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