What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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