Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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