Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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