WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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