I can text with my tongue
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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