you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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