sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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