I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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