I don't remember. Are we still dating?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
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