Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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