What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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