Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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