But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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