Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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