My friends, they love my intelligence
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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