Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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