I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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