Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
What a dumb baby whore.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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