I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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