This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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