think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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