so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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