Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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