you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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