He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Still dying that you shit outside
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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