he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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