Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
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