so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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