yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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