His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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