you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
