I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Such a big mess for such a small penis
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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