this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
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I need you to use more vowels.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
