Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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