i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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