I'm laying in your front yard are you home
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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