They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
how do flat chested girls get laid?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
